Author: Joshua Wolens
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This viral Chatroulette-style browser game challenges you to figure out if your partner is human or AI, and I keep failing
We live in an era of fakes and frauds. With the proliferation of AI, it’s harder than ever to figure out what’s true and what isn’t. Is the Pope dripped out in Balenciaga? Has Tom Cruise met Gorbachev? Am I AI? Are you? There’s only one way to respond to the crushing psychic torture inflicted…
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Following up ‘one of the greatest RPGs of all time’ had Baldur’s Gate 3 devs in a cold sweat: ‘A great honour and a lot of pressure’
It’s become a running joke that any studio that picks up where Larian left off with Baldur’s Gate is pretty much doomed. Baldur’s Gate 3 is already a classic, one of those games we’ll look back in a decade or two the same way we now look at the great titans of ’90s and mid-2000s…
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Modder adds the one thing Skyrim has always been missing: Crippling psychological stress
Skyrim bills itself as a fantasy RPG: A sprawling adventure in which you treat with gods and write your name into myth and legend. But it’s not that, really. For most of us, it’s a life sim. A way to live out a new existence as some kind of itinerant lizardman. Sure, you probably still…
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Todd Howard reckons he knows why Starfield was so divisive: It was too ‘different than you’ve seen from us in past’
Starfield came out seven months ago and many of us are yet to heal from the discourse. Bethesda’s “dream game” was a polarising thing, earning plaudits from some quarters and a more ambivalent response from others (including, ah, us). But seven months is a lot of time for reflection, and Bethesda boss Todd Howard reckons…
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Priest accused by cops of spending over $40,000 of church funds on Candy Crush and Pokémon Go, says it might have happened because he’s not a ‘details guy’
In what’s becoming something of a running theme for PCG’s news coverage this week, a Catholic priest in Pottstown, Pennsylvania has been accused by police of dropping over $40,000 of the Church’s money on mobile games. Namely, Candy Crush, Mario Kart Tour, Pokémon Go, various slot machine and hidden object games, and Cash Frenzy. As…
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Victoria 3’s first major expansion is getting punted back by 2 months so Paradox doesn’t repeat the mistake of EU4’s disastrous Leviathan release
Victoria 3, Paradox’s game about making Karl Marx president or something, is due to get its first major expansion soon. It’s called Sphere of Influence, and it promises to amp up Vicky’s diplomatic aspects by focusing on regional interests, entanglements in foreign economies, and letting your nation’s myriad interest groups form lobbies to agitate for…
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The blasphemy of playing Half-Life with a gamepad is now easier as Black Mesa gets a sudden weighty update, devs tease ‘more dangerous patch’ to come
What’s the half-life of Half-Life? By my reckoning, it seems we’ll stop receiving updates to (one version or another of) Valve’s classic roughly around the time Chernobyl becomes habitable again. Not only did the original game get a big ol’ update last November, but now Black Mesa—its Valve-endorsed remake—has just put out a meaty list…
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Bethesda’s official SPECIAL scores for the Fallout show characters has me asking serious questions about the rizz of Walton Ghoulggins
The Fallout TV show is here and, in a development I’ve still not fully internalised, it’s good. You know what that means: Time to completely lose our minds obsessing over it, and particularly to lose our minds obsessing over what seems to Bethesda’s official SPECIAL stats sheets for its main characters. Because I have questions.…
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Harold Halibut review | PC Gamer
Need to know What is it? A claymation-y narrative adventure set on a stranded spaceship. Release date April 16, 2024 Developer Slow Bros Publisher Slow Bros Reviewed on RTX 4080, Ryzen 3700x, 16GB RAM Steam Deck Verified Link Official site Harold Halibut’s most enduring running gag is about Sonsuz Ask, a Turkish soap opera that seems to be the only…
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It is now my life’s quest to acquire this tiny plastic Walton Goggins from the Amazon Fallout TV show
Back in the day, when the world was young and filled with dreams and sunlight, Fallout was an isometric series. Little paper people ran around 2D environments and did horrible things to each other while you surveyed it all from on-high like the all-powerful god-wizard-king a player is meant to be, rather than from behind…