Yes, I’m abducting my neighbors and sawing them up in a series of ritual murders, but I have a really good reason you guys

A murderer

There’s nothing I like more in games than snooping around. Give me a computer to hack, a window to peek through, a conversation to eavesdrop on, and I’m happy as a clam. When I heard there was an entire game called Life Eater about observing my neighbors and learning their routines and habits, I was definitely ready to become an amateur private investigator.

One teeny tiny caveat to the fun snoopery at hand is that Life Eater is ‘horror fantasy kidnapping simulator’ and the reason I’m spying on my neighbors is so I can determine the best time to abduct them so I can break their bones, cut out their internal organs, and stab them in the heart.