Conker in Conker

G-Fuel announces a poo-themed drink inspired by 2001’s edgiest videogame character

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I can hardly think of any other game series that has been tortured quite in the way Conker has. As if the titular squirrel hadn’t had a rough enough existence already, G-Fuel is ready to drag his corpse out of its grave and theme an entire drink around it, for some reason.

Not only that, but the energy drink brand has created the whole thing around one of Conker’s Bad Fur Day’s weirdest characters: the Mighty Poo. Yep, G-Fuel is literally marketing a shit-themed drink from a game that’s over two decades old. No, this isn’t another toe-curlingly cringe skit from Nathan For You (opens in new tab). This is a real, actual thing that exists. Thankfully the drink itself won’t taste like excrement—unless you’re really not a fan of G-Fuel—but rather is “tropical corn soda” flavoured. Honestly, I’m not sure if that flavour is any better. I see what you’re trying to do G-Fuel, and I hate it.



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