Author: Harvey Randall
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GTA 6 players fall in love with ‘bikini girl’, start drawing red circles and cross-referencing photos to prove she’s the game’s new lady lead
So, Grand Theft Auto 6’s trailer came a little early—thanks to some unfortunate leaks that bungled its initial announcement timing. It pretty much set the internet on fire, crushing 60 million views in 12 hours. At the time of writing, that’s up to 70 million. GTA’s back, baby. Well, sort of. We’re gonna be waiting…
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Baldur’s Gate 3 tool discovers there’s around 1,888 characters with dialogue in the game—though ‘justice for Karlach was actually the main reason’ it was made
Baldur’s Gate 3 has a lot of words—and even ‘a lot of words’ is a major understatement. In a Steam post before the game’s release, it was revealed the game’s total script is about 2 million words long. For context, all five books in the current Game of Thrones series add up to about 1.7…
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Withers wasn’t joking—ruining the vibe in Baldur’s Gate 3’s new epilogue is punishable by death
A little while before the fifth Patch of Baldur’s Gate 3 came along, I wrote up this news post about a teaser image Larian Studios had shared on Twitter, featuring Withers in a silly little hat warning “fun is mandatory”. I joked about being scared at the time. Little did I know, I was very…
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Baldur’s Gate 3 Honour Mode: 10 tips to help you survive
The latest patch for Baldur’s Gate 3 launched last week—bringing a whole new way to punish yourself along with it: Honour Mode. This permadeath-style challenge tasks you with completing the game before suffering a single party wipe (though you can convert it to a custom game and finish the story if you beef it). As…
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You’re fine to load up your dusty old save for Baldur’s Gate 3’s new epilogue, especially if you quicksave as much as I do
Patch 5 for Baldur’s Gate 3 is out and, as I mentioned in a feverish swarm of typing yesterday, it’s massive. Among a laundry list of other changes, there’s a big sparkly new epilogue which wraps the game’s story up in a nice bow. Some light spoilers ahead, though I’ve kept the details light. You…
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Now that the sex update is real, Cult of the Lamb turns to Pokemon and The Sims for inspiration
In what is either a very blatant marketing strategy or a case of Icarus soaring too close to the sun, the Cult of the Lamb developers at Massive Monster put out a tweet earlier this week saying “we will add sex to the game if we hit 300k followers by the end of the year.”…
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Grand Theft Auto 6’s long-awaited trailer finally has a release date
Come, ye weary faithfuls who have held fast to the dying flame—Grand Theft Auto 6 is upon us after ten long years. First, a rumour, then an official confirmation, and now, an official confirmation with a number attached. The sky may fall next. As posted to Rockstar Games’ official twitter account, the GTA 6 trailer…
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I think Larian really did sneak schlong physics into Baldur’s Gate 3 without telling anybody
The latest patch of Baldur’s Gate 3 has a lot of quality-of-life updates. It has a lovely little epilogue, a gnarly new honour mode that’s been giving Ted Litchfield spikes in his blood pressure, among many other tune-ups and fixes. And uh, schlong physics. Did we mention the schlong physics? Because Larian sure didn’t. I’d…
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Baldur’s Gate 3’s new Legendary Actions just made its honour mode bosses way harder than you think, and I can prove it with D&D science
Baldur’s Gate 3’s latest patch added two whole new difficulty modes. Honour, a sort of pseudo-permadeath run, and Custom, which lets you fiddle around with rulesets to your heart’s content. One thing that had alarm bells ringing in my head, however, was this line from the patch notes: “[Honour mode] introduces over 30 new tweaks…
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Everywhere wants to build a neverending sandbox where players can become game designers—and I think it has a real chance of pulling it off
One thing will always remain true about players: give them a sandbox and a set of tools, and they’ll make just about anything, everywhere. That’s what Everywhere (the game) sets out to do. Here’s our clip from the PC Gaming Show, though I’ll be summing up my own experiences at-length as well. I flew to…